true Bryan Lahr <p>Daytona Bike Week 2009 is set to kick off February 28 through March 8. Now you usually think of motorcycles when you think of bike week, but these days you have to think in terms of contests.</p> <p>There are best buns contests. 14 of them. This is where girls strut around in chaps exposing a very delicate part of the anatomy to the brutal elements for the enjoyment and approval of the masses.</p> <p>Bikini Contests,12.</p> <p>A whopping 22 Wet T Shirt contests. That's a lot of wet women. What a health risk. Those girls could catch cold.</p> <p>And my favorite, the 12 oil wrestling competitions.</p> <p>Let's not forget the beer chugging contest, the itty bitty titty, the wet g string, bobbing for pig's feet, sexy banana (you heard right), and let's not forget the spank that ass contest.<br />Now each of these contests has a winner, but shouldn't there be an overall winner.<br />I mean how can she say she has the best bikini body if there are 12 other girls that say they are the best. It's time to get all the winners together and have a super bowl of contests for complete domination. I'm just sayin.</p> <p>Oh by the way, they have motorcycles at bike week also.</p> 2009-02-06T02:04:34-08:00 2009-02-06T02:04:34-08:00 Daytona Bike Week true 16 left image/jpeg Bryan Lahr contests.jpg 170945 false published true Daytona, Bike Week 2010-02-08T09:19:50-08:00 false 8